Friday, June 10, 2016

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 4 - BODILY UPKEEP


His shoulder to waist ratio should be 48" to 32". He should maintain no more than 10% body fat...and that's being generous. Everything that he eats and drinks should be clean for his queen. He should be mindful of his health and well-being. He should never "let himself go." 



Example of a real man's body


Even a small "beer belly" is unacceptable. That is not visually pleasing and makes sexual intercourse challenging. If this occurs, take him to a gym and enroll him.

Stress discipline and consistency. He should have a nice, round firm butt. It should never smell. He should use wet wipes to ensure cleanliness. He should shower twice daily, once before work and again after work and before he comes to attend you.

~M.C. McB 
(slightly modified)



Note:  The"hErTEP is a satirical identity based on the very real HOTEP identity


Read More on how to avoid, the very, very real HOTEPS

http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

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