THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 6 - A GOOD MAN'S FOCUS

He must work hard and leave the concerns about his job at work. His focus should be on you and only you once he hits the front door.

More importantly, he should be stress free, as that can hinder his sexual performance and your pleasure. 

He should be flexible due to your adventurous approach to sexual positions. He should take yoga and power lift. These are the things that your man should to do to honor and uplift his queen.

~M.C. McB

(slightly modified)

GO BACK TO PART 5

http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-5-manly.html

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 5 - MANLY PHYSICALITY

Your man should have a strong lower and upper body. That aids in sexual performance. He should be able to hold you for at minimum 20 minutes in lovemaking, unassisted by a bathroom or kitchen counter top, a wall or some other type of prop.


He should have the stamina of a bull,
no matter his age. 

He should care about you and have enough self respect to prevent the need of any medications that may redirect blood flow away from his genitals. He should always please you first and foremost. He should not need any erectile medicines. 

~M.C. McB

NEXT:  PART 6  
THE hErTEP CHRONICLES -  A GOOD MAN'S FOCUS
http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-6-good-mans.html

GO BACK TO PART 4  

http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-4-bodily-up.html

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 4 - BODILY UPKEEP

His shoulder to waist ratio should be 48" to 32". He should maintain no more than 10% body fat...and that's being generous. Everything that he eats and drinks should be clean for his queen. He should be mindful of his health and well-being. He should never "let himself go." 

Example of a real man's body

Go back to part 3 http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-3-behavior.html

Even a small "beer belly" is unacceptable. That is not visually pleasing and makes sexual intercourse challenging. If this occurs, take him to a gym and enroll him.

Stress discipline and consistency. He should have a nice, round firm butt. It should never smell. He should use wet wipes to ensure cleanliness. He should shower twice daily, once before work and again after work and before he comes to attend you.

~M.C. McB 

(slightly modified)

Note:  The"hErTEP is a satirical identity based on the very real HOTEP identity

Read More on how to avoid, the very, very real HOTEPS
http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 3 - BEHAVIOR

" A grown man should know that his hands go inside of his pockets, and not down the front of his pants. He should never play or toy with his "member", his penis unless directed by you. If he needs to adjust, he needs to quietly and discreetly excuse himself. He should wash his hands several times a day. His finger and toe nails are to be trimmed at all times. His nose and ear hairs should be trimmed at all times. He should never fart. He should never sweat or smell or smell sweaty. "

~M.C. McB

NEXT: PART 3 - hErTEP requirements for  BODY UPKEEP
http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-4-bodily-up.html


GO BACK TO PART 2
http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-2-attitude.html



The satirical "hErTEP" identiy
is a play on the "HOTEP" identity

//
Read More on what a HOTEP is here
http://bossip.com/1162375/stay-woke-what-is-hotep-twitter-and-why-is-it-so-awful/2/

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 2 - ATTITUDE & GROOMING

A man's sole purpose is to exist to please you. He must treat you like the queen that you are. With reverence, respect and honor. He should place no thing or no one before you. From the rising of the Sun, to the going down of the same, he is to praise you. When his feet hit the floor, he should thank God for you. He should remember that everything he does is for you. 

His teeth should be clean, straight and white. He should be clean and neatly groomed. If you do not like facial hair, he shouldn't have any. If you do and he cannot grow any, encourage him to seek out answers as to why not. Whatever hair style you prefer, he should honor you by wearing it in that fashion. If you do not like body hair, he should take it upon himself to keep regularly scheduled wax appointments. He should "manscape." 

~ M.C. McB

NEXT: PART 3 - hErTEP requirements for BEHAVIOR

http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-3-behavior.html

Click here to go back to see PART 1 of this hotep-flipped script
(The DEFINITION OF "HOTEP" is there too)

The satirical "hErTEP" identiy
is a play on the "HOTEP" identity

Read More On HOTEPS and on "Signs You're Dating A Hotep Brotha" here-
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2016/01/signs-youre-dating-a-hotep-brotha/

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 1 - THE JOYSTICK AND ACCESSORIES

"A man's testicles should have the aroma and taste of freshly picked strawberries. The scrotum should be free of wrinkles. A man's penis should be one harmonious hue, with no color fading or transition of dark to light. It should not be splotchy or bespeckled. When erect it should be perfectly straight like an arrow. It should neither droop nor curve. At minimum, it should be 8 inches in length. Your man should be able to hold an erection until after you climax, at least 4 times. He should be able to engage in intercourse repeatedly upon whim and satisfy all of your needs. You should never have to help him "get it up." We're grown and he should have mastered these things by now. "

~M.C. McB

NEXT: PART 2 - hErTEP requirements for ATTITUDE AND GROOMING

http://thankherforsurviving.blogspot.com/2016/06/the-hertep-chronicles-part-2-attitude.html

"hErTEP" is a play on the "HOTEP" identity.
Information on HOTEPs is available here:
 http://www.thevisibilityproject.com/2014/11/06/7-ways-to-identify-a-member-of-hotep-twitter/