Wednesday, June 8, 2016

THE hErTEP CHRONICLES, PART 2 - ATTITUDE & GROOMING


A man's sole purpose is to exist to please you. He must treat you like the queen that you are. With reverence, respect and honor. He should place no thing or no one before you. From the rising of the Sun, to the going down of the same, he is to praise you. When his feet hit the floor, he should thank God for you. He should remember that everything he does is for you. 

His teeth should be clean, straight and white. He should be clean and neatly groomed. If you do not like facial hair, he shouldn't have any. If you do and he cannot grow any, encourage him to seek out answers as to why not. Whatever hair style you prefer, he should honor you by wearing it in that fashion. If you do not like body hair, he should take it upon himself to keep regularly scheduled wax appointments. He should "manscape." 
~ M.C. McB


NEXT: PART 3 - hErTEP requirements for BEHAVIOR

Click here to go back to see PART 1 of this hotep-flipped script
(The DEFINITION OF "HOTEP" is there too)


The satirical "hErTEP" identiy

is a play on the "HOTEP" identity

Read More On HOTEPS and on "Signs You're Dating A Hotep Brotha" here-
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2016/01/signs-youre-dating-a-hotep-brotha/


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