Monday, December 19, 2016

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS REVISITED


FOR WEAK and/or FAKE WHITE ALLIES
       (just before The Era Of The Orange Dragon)

by Naomi Munroe




SING IT WITH ME NOW

On the 12th day of Christmas my white ally gave to meee ...



12 wack excuses*
11 wrong pronouns
10 tone police-ings
9 "I got Black Friends"
8 white tears
7 MLK Quotes
6 [ "One race, human race" ]
5 KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAHS
4 "Love Trumps Hate s" *
3 racist costumes
2 "Not All Whites!"
And a
Safety Pin on a N a z i !!!!!


If you're a white ally that reads extensively, this doesn't apply to you. If you aren't and you don't wanna be our favorite punching bag, then do some more reading on the history of white folks interaction with black and brown folk -- especially that history having to do with Nixon, Southern Strategy, and Ronald Reagan.