HAPPY FRIDAY

HA!

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS REVISITED

FOR WEAK and/or FAKE WHITE ALLIES
       (just before The Era Of The Orange Dragon)

by Naomi Munroe

SING IT WITH ME NOW

On the 12th day of Christmas my white ally gave to meee ...

12 wack excuses*

11 wrong pronouns

10 tone police-ings

9 "I got Black Friends"

8 white tears

7 MLK Quotes

6 [ "One race, human race" ]

5 KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAHS

4 "Love Trumps Hate s" *

3 racist costumes

2 "Not All Whites!"

And a

Safety Pin on a N a z i !!!!!

If you're a white ally that reads extensively, this doesn't apply to you. If you aren't and you don't wanna be our favorite punching bag, then do some more reading on the history of white folks interaction with black and brown folk -- especially that history having to do with Nixon, Southern Strategy, and Ronald Reagan.

 

AFRICANS LAUGHING AT U.S. ELECTIONS

This photo alone was joke enough for me

Africans are laughing at the US elections on Twitter.

Allegations of sexual assault, high-level corruption and vote rigging are normally found in less stable countries, but this year's presidential race is testing the resilience of America's electoral system. Nigerians in particular have found the irony of the world's foremost democracy slipping into embarrassing feuds and demagogic threats too hilarious to resist.

Thousands have been picking events apart on Twitter under the hashtag#Nov8AfricanEdition - a reference to the date of the election.

Read More: 
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37756189

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS CAST AS BARACK OBAMA, TRACY MORGAN AS BIDEN

JUST IN TIME FOR #OscarsSoWhite 

A trailer for Steven Spielberg's Obama starring Daniel Day Lewis and Tracy Morgan.
Posted by Consequence of Sound on Saturday, February 27, 2016

THE DAY BEYONCE TURNED BLACK

Yep. This is pretty much the behavior I've been seeing. How about you?

BLACK TWITTER'S: EXPLAIN A FILM PLOT BADLY

Happy Friday

Hope These Are Worth A Giggle

Read More: 

http://blavity.com/black-twitter-got-a-hold-of-explainafilmplotbadly-and-hilarity-ensued/

DONALDO TRUMPEZ RUNS FOR PRESIDENT IN MEXICO

DONALDO TRUMPEZ IS GOING TO MAKE MEXICO GREAT AGAIN!

Comedian George Lopez Tells The Hilarious Truth Here

Mexican Donald Trump with George Lopez
Donaldo Trumpez (George Lopez) outlines his executive policies promising to “Make Mexico Great Again.”
Posted by Funny Or Die on Wednesday, September 9, 2015