She is transracial. She can't stand the pain of her outside not looking like her inside a moment longer. So Hillary has begun the transition. She got her hair did y'all. She got herself hooked up and her braids are tight.
Unlike Rachel Dolezal, she's not going to lie to you. She was white. And unlike Rachel, Hillary knows that she hasn't had all the socialization that a black girl has had in order to grow up to be a black woman in the U.S.A. But she's catching up FAST!
Hillary is reading black history WRITTEN BY BLACK PEOPLE for 4 hours a day and is even taking a crash course on African American Artists. When Hillary went to an African American wedding this weekend, she did the electric slide! She doesn't have steps down yet, but she is always moving in the right direction. And best of all, Hillary has already gotten flack for having "unprofessional hair" at her workplace.
Hillary will be socialized as a black female within 3 to 6 months, well before the election.
To be honest, Hillary has only just started the tanning process. But her dermatologist, the famous Dr. Jean Paul Jones, swears that with newest technology --he's had a million dollar tanning booth flown in from France-- and a few injections, Hillary will be high-yellow in now time at all - certainly before election time. According to Dr. Jones, if Hillary says that if she were just a decade or so younger Tiger and Kanye would be fighting for her.
But you won't have to fight for high-yella Hillary. All you'll have to do is vote to get her.
The NAACP has endorsed her candidacy over Michelle Obama! So VOTE HILLARY IN 2016
IT'S TIME FOR A BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!
(the butt implant is still be debated at this time. stay tuned for details)
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